THE MIGRATION OF HATE The O'Brien family migrated to the U.S. in 1980. Little did Patrick O'Brien know that he would soon assit in the glorious making of a child. Except this child wasn't what they expected...even in the womb he was plotting his eviliscious plan of world domintaion. He was soon born 22 months after conceivement and his father decided to name him William. William Marc O'Brien (he couldnt possibly be Irish!) At an early age he showed signs of being the devils advocate. He set things on fire, and even once tried to kill his friend, Daniel . Little Daniel was helpless towards Marcs evil power, it could have been because he was 12, and still hadnt gone through puberty, but anyway, marc used one of his evil machine ray gun thingys and made daniel forget he had tried to kill him, but Marc would be back, and would torture him and torture him until he agreed to have a 'sleepover'. Daniel refused he was gay, but marc knew he was in denial. He just had to make Daniel come out so they could be 'together'. He was in love with Daniel, he thought about him every minute and never stopped. He wanted to marry him and adopt little oriental and german children to help them take over the world. (oriental because they specialize in making weapons, and german because they must have some relation to Adolf Hitler) Marc, as he now went by, grew and grew(only in age)and finally entered middle school. By then he had all the traits of a leprechaun, the Irish name, the looks, and the evil abilities. He is still running loose in the world, and will soon take over and kill us all!! So.. there is a moral to this story....Run, Hide, and ALWAYS Fear the Leprechaun!!!! For they will one day rule us all!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA hahaha HAHAHA hahah HAHAHA haha HAHAH ha ha..ha WE WILL ALL DIE ON ST. PATRICKS DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There are many other conspiarcys including how hitler was actually a leprachaun and that the goverment is using schools to form you into drones and perfect citizens.
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